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Creative Puns for Educated Minds

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
--Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
--but it turned out to be an optical  Aleutian .

3. She was only a whisky maker,
--but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
--because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder
--and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope,
--it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
--and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in  France 
--would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race.
--They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow.
--Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
--The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism
--is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
--One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
-- Then, it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said,
--'Keep off the Grass.'